this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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