This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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