Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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I have fence marks all over my body
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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