Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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