I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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