Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Boobs speak an international language.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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