your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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