Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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