it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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