is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
