She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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