well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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