Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
My dick has a subreddit
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
