I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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