he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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