I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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