As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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