Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
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So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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