your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
love makes seman taste better
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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