soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Then you guys just all showered together...?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
