Whod you bang
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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