Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
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My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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