so explain again why im purple
no
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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