and my herpes radar will keep us safe
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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