if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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