i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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