Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
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Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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