This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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