I wish i was in the wii world.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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