bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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