bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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