you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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