I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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