Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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