You work out of a Hotel?
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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