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covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
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You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.