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(248): View more from Michigan

I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.

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(305): View more from Florida

I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?

(1-305): View more from Florida

Seriously?

(305): View more from Florida

100%

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(773): View more from Illinois

Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?

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(310): View more from California

I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November

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