Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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