what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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