yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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