i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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