just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
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I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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