chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
My penis needs a shock collar
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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