it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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