idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
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I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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