lets start a swedish sibling band together
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
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He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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