do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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