"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
My butt remains clenched, sir.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Randomize
