If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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