Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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