your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i can't believe i had my finger in that
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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