We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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