Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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