: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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