Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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