BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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