I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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