Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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